Amaris To Mommy Moment

Mommy to Amaris:  Amaris, I told everybody about how funny your torn up stockings are.

Amaris to mommy:  I told everybody you have corns on your big toe.

Mommy to Amaris:  Why did you tell everybody that? Amaris to mommy: the same reason you told everybody about my stockings.

Mommy to self: priceless