Sometimes I Forget That I Am An Adult

…and not in the way that you think.  I have undergone a few transitions in my life.  There was once a time where I was just a raging ball of anger and people didn’t like being around me.  And those that did, they have no idea the amount of love I have for them, for putting up with me during a time where I was the worst kind of ass hole.

That being said, I can actually see that I am not that person any longer.  I can actually see the person I am now, and how that person was shaped by they person I used to be.  While I am no longer the ranging ball of anger I used to be, make no mistake.  If you fuck with me or anyone I care about, I will still fuck you up, you just won’t see it coming.  🙂  And that is probably the way it should be.

What prompted this was a post that a friend of mine made about distance relationships.  My answer even shocked me a bit.  Not because I am not capable of giving good advice, not that I think I am better than anyone else, but sometimes I forget that I can be quite a deep person who can speak volumes about lots of things.  The old me was limited to a narrow range of topics.  Now that may have been self imposed or it was just a function of who I was at the time.  Either way, I have come a long way in a medium length of time.

I am very proud of myself.  And if you don’t think I should be, you can go fuck yourself.  🙂

There Is A Reason I Don’t Ask People For Shit

So you tell me you are going to the store, and then coming back.  I ask you to get me a copy of Essence with Tracee Ellis Ross on the cover.  That should be a simple yes or no question.  Why does that request prompt you to ask me 4-5 additional questions.

See, this is why I usually don’t ask people for shit.  Because people rarely just say yes or yes no when I ask them questions like this.  I don’t understand it, and it irritates the shit out of me.  Yet another reason why I don’t spend much time around people.  People, most people, annoy the shit out of me.  And when I tell them why they annoy the shit out of me, I’m somehow to bad guy.

Will You Please Shut The Fuck Up

I’ve had enough, and you people are pissing me off.  I’ve seen so much of it this week, and I can not hold it in c1bbb5e41197c3baebc7e03cea3ab0629aa9b6ea8d350841d40b03cfc4593804any longer.

Yes yes yes, we get it.  You hate Valentine’s Day.  You don’t think it is a real Holiday.  We get it.  I’m not sure who hurt you, or what happened to make you feel this way, but trust me, most of us don’t give a fuck.  There are plenty of people who don’t celebrate Valentine’s day, and you know what, they don’t have anything to say about it.  I wish you would follow suit.

I don’t remember you feeling this diametrically opposed to Christmas, Easter, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, President’s Day, or any of the other numerous holidays that were made up in order to celebrate something and make a quick buck.  So take your selective outrage, roll it up, shove it up your ass, and shut the fuck up.

Trust me when I say, no one cares.  If you don’t like the holiday and don’t want to celebrate it, that is fine.  But don’t push your shitty attitude on to other people.  This is a day that people want to use to show their significant other that they love them.aColdGlassOfShutTheFuckUp

Now, the argument can always be made that you should show your significant other all year long that you love them.  And that if you do, then why do you have to put forth the extra effort on Valentine’s Day?  Guess what, you don’t have to.  No one is making you do it.  So if you don’t want to do it, that is just fine.  Don’t do it, but you know what, shut the fuck up with your selective outrage and I’m better than you because I know it’s a fake holiday bull shit.  No one gives a fuck and we are tired of your shitty attitude.

I would go woosa few times, but I this post was my woosa.

If you were offended by this post, maybe you need to take a good hard look in the mirror and re-evaluate your stance on a few things in life?  Or, you not take that look in the mirror, but if you don’t, please shut the fuck up.